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OH MY GOD ANSE IS HERE EVERYDAY WE GET CLOSER TO JEWEL’S RETURN
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Oh my god now my 300lb princess Peabody is here this is like Endgame but for beautiful girls who are psychotic about Jewel Bundren
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Nancy mention let’s go 🔥🔥🔥 who up marrying a fella called Jesus
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Dominick I would make a joke about the Faulker Cinematic Universe but there literally is one—every book takes place in the same place—and he called it Yoknaphatawpha


Florence Salmon No but seriously imagine it: you’re seeing the Bundren family transporting a coffin. Everyone’s having a great time. The Bundrens seem a little excited.
“We have a surprise for you guys.” Anse says. All of a sudden the Compsons come out and start singing “more public castration.” When Jason gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…
“I hate to see that evening sun go down.”
Lights flashing everywhere, and you see the Bundrens singing along with the Compsons and the Mannigoes. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Caddie and Dewey Dell walk up to the coffin and kiss, holding the gay flag.


Dominick I am imagining it, and I am also imagining you in a mental hospital wearing a straight-jacket, headbutting the wall


Florence Salmon You don’t have to imagine that, you can simply walk downstairs, open the kitchen door, and watch it happening in real time. You think all that banging is the rats? Think again.


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