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Soff
is 5% done
“No, I don’t know that. I used to know that. Now I only know the sun’s dying,”
uy a mi me daba una ansiedad cuando decían algo así en la escuela like girl i'm just 9 years old i don't want to die
— Mar 08, 2026 08:57AM
uy a mi me daba una ansiedad cuando decían algo así en la escuela like girl i'm just 9 years old i don't want to die
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Soff
is 82% done
“You’re a coward and you always have been. You abandoned a promising scientific career because people didn’t like a paper you wrote.”
wait is this fucking play about us?
— Mar 23, 2026 09:38PM
wait is this fucking play about us?
Soff
is 67% done
“Sorry, Earth, I think. There. Much better last thought.”
he is so performative. i love him
— Mar 23, 2026 09:22AM
he is so performative. i love him
Soff
is 49% done
“The solution was so simple. They just didn’t know it. They didn’t even know the problem until it was too late.”
no le digas se va a poner tristito
— Mar 18, 2026 04:51PM
no le digas se va a poner tristito
Soff
is 48% done
“And just like that another climate denier is born.”
nada q ver pero hubo un tiempo en el que quise ser meteoróloga
— Mar 18, 2026 04:29PM
nada q ver pero hubo un tiempo en el que quise ser meteoróloga
Soff
is 44% done
“Well, you’re not alone anymore, buddy,” I say. “Neither of us are.”
we are so fucked, aren't we?
— Mar 17, 2026 08:33PM
we are so fucked, aren't we?
Soff
is 38% done
“ Every pore of my being yells at me to go back to sleep, but I told Rocky I’d be back”
I FEEL VERY MATERNAL ABOUT ROCKY 🥹🤏
— Mar 17, 2026 04:20PM
I FEEL VERY MATERNAL ABOUT ROCKY 🥹🤏
Soff
is 14% done
“Human suffering is often an abstract concept to kids. But animal suffering is something else entirely.”
— Mar 09, 2026 09:22PM
