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If I had a dollar for every time Dan Brown made me roll my eyes I'd have as much money as Dan Brown

Unfortunately Dan you've forgotten an ingredient to your optimistic view of the future!!!!

Crazy to have almost no tension this deep into the book

The concept of a concussed Robert Langdon being able to immediately remember something in his massive brain with his photographic memory instead of taking forever. If only Brown was funny enough...

This one is also, incredibly slow.

This book is a Tesla ad

It's crazy to mention Elon Musk when one of your characters is an Elon Musk type. I can't blame you too much, Dan, how were you supposed to know about future Elon...

It's at this point that Brown, in his attempt to modernize and tap into pop culture, has referenced Frozen and made a "let it go joke." If I ever see Dan Brown in public I'm going to do something crazy.

Oh god I can't take it if he's gonna be running from the law again.

Oh god not Prince Julián about to become King Julián... What is this? Madagascar???