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Griffin Evans is on page 216 of 696

It's at this point that Brown, in his attempt to modernize and tap into pop culture, has referenced Frozen and made a "let it go joke." If I ever see Dan Brown in public I'm going to do something crazy.

— Apr 01, 2026 11:31AM

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Griffin Evans is 95% done

If I had a dollar for every time Dan Brown made me roll my eyes I'd have as much money as Dan Brown

— Apr 17, 2026 06:29PM

Griffin Evans is 90% done

Unfortunately Dan you've forgotten an ingredient to your optimistic view of the future!!!!

— Apr 17, 2026 05:08PM

Griffin Evans is 80% done

Crazy to have almost no tension this deep into the book

— Apr 17, 2026 03:51PM

Griffin Evans is on page 477 of 696

The concept of a concussed Robert Langdon being able to immediately remember something in his massive brain with his photographic memory instead of taking forever. If only Brown was funny enough...

— Apr 17, 2026 02:52PM

Griffin Evans is on page 346 of 696

This one is also, incredibly slow.

— Apr 14, 2026 10:01AM

Griffin Evans is on page 317 of 696

This book is a Tesla ad

— Apr 11, 2026 10:42AM

Griffin Evans is on page 283 of 696

It's crazy to mention Elon Musk when one of your characters is an Elon Musk type. I can't blame you too much, Dan, how were you supposed to know about future Elon...

— Apr 09, 2026 01:31AM

Griffin Evans is on page 168 of 696

Oh god I can't take it if he's gonna be running from the law again.

— Mar 29, 2026 01:52AM

Griffin Evans is on page 145 of 696

Oh god not Prince Julián about to become King Julián... What is this? Madagascar???

— Mar 23, 2026 10:20PM

Griffin Evans is on page 105 of 696

Broke lent and read...

— Mar 09, 2026 01:24AM