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Florence Salmon is on page 85 of 160

‘Marry the Prince of Darkness’ is a real line in this real Penguin Modern Classics printed book. Angela Carter is a pioneer of TikTok dark romance dinner parties where millennial women pay men to put masks on and choke them over the cheese fondu. I am not woke enough for this I don’t think.

— Mar 09, 2026 10:45AM

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Florence Salmon is on page 21 of 160

The love interest is called Jewel. I have ten boyfriends and they’re all called Jewel. Contact me if you want to be a part of my William Faulkner polycule.

— Mar 09, 2026 07:37AM