sofía’s Reviews > Blood of Hercules > Status Update

…. I fear Patro is my favorite bc what is happening………….

Did I like Maximum? No, not at all. Dumb name, stupid, doesn’t know boundaries. But Alexis seemed OK with him even after the “incident;” so to see that BOX REALLY UPSETS ME

(1) ew (2) literally have no idea how i feel about mr blue eyes & raccoon mom (3) i need alexis to go back home to charlie & fluffy asap it’s not even funny i don’t even want her to have a romance please just go home omg

oh I feel embarrassed….

nyx being a lesbian (I think? A snake lesbian) is so refreshing

pov is done so well IM UNCOMFORTABLE READING THIS and it’s nothing compared to kiss of a basilisk 😭 omg when will this end 😭

I hate this because it’s just OK but the humor is SO FUNNY but it’s so bad / not for everyone but oh my god… “Did you just call me Karen?” WHY am I laughing 😭😭😭

BIG BERTHA 😭 THE HUMPBACK WHALE

“Nice. He has cankles.” genuinely made me cackle

this reads like a wattpad story written by a 13 year old who really really likes greek mythology