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sofía is 82% done

Did I like Maximum? No, not at all. Dumb name, stupid, doesn’t know boundaries. But Alexis seemed OK with him even after the “incident;” so to see that BOX REALLY UPSETS ME

— 1 hour, 50 min ago

Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1)

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sofía is 85% done

…. I fear Patro is my favorite bc what is happening………….

— 1 hour, 40 min ago

sofía is 73% done

(1) ew (2) literally have no idea how i feel about mr blue eyes & raccoon mom (3) i need alexis to go back home to charlie & fluffy asap it’s not even funny i don’t even want her to have a romance please just go home omg

— 2 hours, 17 min ago

sofía is 64% done

oh I feel embarrassed….

— 2 hours, 46 min ago

sofía is 61% done

nyx being a lesbian (I think? A snake lesbian) is so refreshing

— 2 hours, 56 min ago

sofía is 61% done

pov is done so well IM UNCOMFORTABLE READING THIS and it’s nothing compared to kiss of a basilisk 😭 omg when will this end 😭

— 2 hours, 57 min ago

sofía is 53% done

I hate this because it’s just OK but the humor is SO FUNNY but it’s so bad / not for everyone but oh my god… “Did you just call me Karen?” WHY am I laughing 😭😭😭

— 3 hours, 26 min ago

sofía is 38% done

BIG BERTHA 😭 THE HUMPBACK WHALE

— 6 hours, 59 min ago

sofía is 37% done

“Nice. He has cankles.” genuinely made me cackle

— 7 hours, 21 min ago

sofía is 34% done

:0 POV CHANGE

— 7 hours, 59 min ago

sofía is 9% done

this reads like a wattpad story written by a 13 year old who really really likes greek mythology