Bethany’s Reviews > Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World > Status Update

I forgot that I can DNF books. Anyway you know how in animated children's movies the protagonist has a secret he's keeping in order to maintain his social standing with his new friends until the Secret is Revealed and there is a Fight Scene™? This is that but with 10x the amount of energy invested and time wasted. I'm gonna go read SAO instead lmao