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Noah is 11% done

do these dusty mfs talk about anything other than their kids?

— Mar 21, 2026 10:26AM

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Noah is 20% done

Ok but have we ever considered that these teens have bad vibes or were unpleasant to be around?

— Mar 21, 2026 07:32PM

Noah is 3% done

disliking Whitney Houston isn't a normal bratty teen kind of thing, I think this guy's son just has a shit taste in music

— Mar 17, 2026 09:54PM

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message 1: by Amanda (new)

This made me chuckle.

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message 2: by Noah (new) - added it

Amanda wrote: "This made me chuckle."

like, at this point I'd rather talk about the weather lol

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