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Thanks. Now I hate Sir Tristram even more than I did in original source material.

“When Aucassin talked about the bind it was with an almost sexual fervor.”

ENOUGH….I AM DONE WITH THESE TYPES OF COMPARISONS…STOP. PLEASE.

“and the fear was sharp and feral, like an animal’s stink”

😃…😄…😃

“The world has gone dark, and I, a common thief, an impostor, invited the darkness inside.”

All is dark ALL IS DEAD…all is black inside my HEAD…CUE THE 2018 GACHA LIFE MUSIC …!!!

“Everyone was on their feet shouting at the top of their lungs”

I’m imagining everyone including the servants surrounding this forest knight standing really tall and wide screaming “AHHHHHHHHHHH” really loudly.

“What green thoughts were twining through his green brain?”

THE **GREEN** WALLS WERE **GREEN** WITH **GREEN** IVY THAT WERE SO **GREEN** THAT THE **GREEN** IN MY EYES SEEMED SO DULL COMPARED TO THE **GREEN** **GREEN** ***GREEN*** WALLS

Im gonna die in this house

“Come on!” Villiars shouted. “Fight like a shrub!”
WHAT ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH DOES THIS MEAN….

“ He would’ve given a thousand pounds to be able to wipe the sweat out of his eyes, not that he had a thousand pounds. He had exactly three shillings and two silver pennies to his name”

HELP ME AHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHA IM SHITTING BRICKS WHAT IS THIS?

You know this is gonna either be an amazing book or the shittiest book ever when Monty Python is quoted at the beginning….