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“He was back in the training yard, teaching those well-born boys a well-deserved lesson”

SHUT UP YOU’RE COMPARING APPLES TO MISOGYNY 😭

Morgan Le Fay is a badass in my mind and one of the coolest figures in Arthurian legend and this story does a great job accentuating what Le Morte D’Arthur glossed over…

BUT SHE’S NOT WRONG OH MY GOD COLLUM MAKES ME WANT TO RUN MY HEAD INTO A WALL. WHY AM I WATCHING MISOGYNY AT ITS FINEST???

Thanks. Now I hate Sir Tristram even more than I did in original source material.

“When Aucassin talked about the bind it was with an almost sexual fervor.”

ENOUGH….I AM DONE WITH THESE TYPES OF COMPARISONS…STOP. PLEASE.

“and the fear was sharp and feral, like an animal’s stink”

😃…😄…😃

“The world has gone dark, and I, a common thief, an impostor, invited the darkness inside.”

All is dark ALL IS DEAD…all is black inside my HEAD…CUE THE 2018 GACHA LIFE MUSIC …!!!

“Everyone was on their feet shouting at the top of their lungs”

I’m imagining everyone including the servants surrounding this forest knight standing really tall and wide screaming “AHHHHHHHHHHH” really loudly.

Im gonna die in this house

“Come on!” Villiars shouted. “Fight like a shrub!”
WHAT ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH DOES THIS MEAN….

I think im gonna die in this house