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Stephanie VK is 84% done

“I was blasted in the face, getting bukkaked by the fetid, stinking liquid. I fell over trying to get away, gasping and choking.”

NOT CARL DESCRIBING THE BLOOD SPEAY AS “GETTING BUKKAKED” BY IT LMAOOO IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂

— Mar 26, 2026 06:39PM

The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

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Stephanie VK is 77% done

Ouu ok Bautista has some secret pets that he doesn’t wanna explain lol interesting to note

— Mar 26, 2026 11:57AM

Stephanie VK is 66% done

YES KATIA

yoooo DCC books always get so intense in the last half my goodness

— Mar 25, 2026 08:52PM

Stephanie VK is 65% done

Carl: Donut, be cool. This doesn’t have to turn into a fight. She was trying something, and whatever it was, it didn’t work. We don’t want to fight her.
“You tried to kill Katia you fucking bitch!” Donut cried. She blasted a full-strength Magic Missile right into Hekla’s face.

I FUCKING KNEW HEKLA WAS SUS

ALSO I LOVE DONUT LOL

— Mar 25, 2026 08:23PM

Stephanie VK is 61% done

No wait hekla used to be a psychiatrist?! OK NOW I REALLY DONT TRUST HER. SHES DEF MANIPULATING PEOPLE

— Mar 25, 2026 05:50PM

Stephanie VK is 61% done

“I just realized you’re the only boy here,” Donut said. “All these people, and there’s only one penis. You could start a harem. Like the guy on that Sister Wives television show.” I laughed. “Nobody is starting a harem.”
“No, I suppose not,” Donut said. “You couldn’t even keep one woman interested.”

DONUT IS TAKING ME OUTTTT

— Mar 25, 2026 02:38PM

Stephanie VK is 60% done

I’m telling u Katia & Hekla are bad news. I don’t trust them UGH

— Mar 25, 2026 09:45AM

Stephanie VK is 55% done

“Plus I’ve always wanted to see a naked man dance around. One with better moves than that one weird guy who always came over when you were gone. He used to dance in the mirror and stare at himself and call himself a king. He’d put your socks on his wang and twirl them around in the mirror.”
DONUTTTTT I AM DECEASED.

Also bea is a cheating whore r u kidding me, poor Carl

— Mar 24, 2026 03:12PM

Stephanie VK is 31% done

A ManTaur sounds fucking disgusting lol

— Mar 21, 2026 06:31PM

Stephanie VK is 27% done

Wait frost maiden Elle is a badassssss what !!!!!!

— Mar 20, 2026 07:16PM

Stephanie VK is 11% done

NOT BRANDON’S GOODBYE MSG
“note: this message is from a deceased crawler”
No I cannot. WTF nooo my first sad moment

— Mar 14, 2026 09:01PM