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Elle
is 90% done
It’s not that I dislike the book… it’s that it’s so predictable it’s not even fun anymore
— Apr 01, 2026 02:40AM
Elle
is 86% done
Man I can’t stand this girl… every time she opens her mouth I’m rolling my eyes
— Apr 01, 2026 02:37AM
Elle
is 70% done
When will we be free of the epidemic of fmcs who don’t realize how beautiful they are… are you fishing for compliments.
— Apr 01, 2026 02:16AM
Elle
is 57% done
Let me guess… he’s the sponsor (well. Tbf. I guessed this as soon as he told her they got a new sponsor. But like. Come onnnnnn. It’s so obvious…)
— Mar 31, 2026 02:27PM
Elle
is 57% done
I just… what do you mean his watch coincidentally breaks and he leaves his phone in the car and yours is out of battery… it’s just so obviously a plot device
— Mar 31, 2026 02:25PM
Elle
is 53% done
I’m so freaking tired of Ripley and her absolute inability to regulate her emotions… you’re 28. Act like it.
— Mar 31, 2026 02:20PM
