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It’s not that I dislike the book… it’s that it’s so predictable it’s not even fun anymore

I’m so checked out atp I’m just skimming

Lmao let me guess… Mindy is going to turn out to be evil

When will we be free of the epidemic of fmcs who don’t realize how beautiful they are… are you fishing for compliments.

Let me guess… he’s the sponsor (well. Tbf. I guessed this as soon as he told her they got a new sponsor. But like. Come onnnnnn. It’s so obvious…)

I just… what do you mean his watch coincidentally breaks and he leaves his phone in the car and yours is out of battery… it’s just so obviously a plot device

A museum with no security cameras everywhere? Right…

I’m so freaking tired of Ripley and her absolute inability to regulate her emotions… you’re 28. Act like it.