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Jane
is 22% done
GLUED.
Dinners are not getting cooked, washing is not being done.
This writer's style is outstanding; no bullshit, no word-wastage. Exceptionally well paced. Over a 1,000 pages long and 22% has flown by.
The storyline? Definitely not for everyone. Prepare to jump with abandon into the abyss. (If you're a Sam Mariano fan and like her darker anti-heroes, this will probably appeal.)
— Apr 03, 2026 12:14AM
Dinners are not getting cooked, washing is not being done.
This writer's style is outstanding; no bullshit, no word-wastage. Exceptionally well paced. Over a 1,000 pages long and 22% has flown by.
The storyline? Definitely not for everyone. Prepare to jump with abandon into the abyss. (If you're a Sam Mariano fan and like her darker anti-heroes, this will probably appeal.)
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Jane
is finished
Many thoughts. Sooo many (many) thoughts.
Need to let them percolate for a day or two before I attempt to organise them into something vaguely cohesive.
— Apr 05, 2026 10:36PM
Need to let them percolate for a day or two before I attempt to organise them into something vaguely cohesive.

