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“I don’t understand what is going on. I don’t know who I am or where I am. I’m all by myself. Who are you? I love you too.”
i already feel like crying this is awesome
— Apr 06, 2026 04:53PM
i already feel like crying this is awesome
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max theodore
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"the people who lived just a little too soon to live forever" argh.
— Apr 09, 2026 10:03AM
max theodore
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physical noise wrung from me by chapter 18 livermore california
— Apr 08, 2026 08:10PM
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why's the football story holding hands a little with the vampire lestat. "the point of play is to distract yourself from play being the point"
— Apr 07, 2026 06:18PM
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intermission part 2 being interspersed with ads for the voyager (car) when nine is a voyager . i feel insane
— Apr 07, 2026 06:08PM
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"...so they were like "fuck it" and made a lake out of it. that moment heavily influenced the geopolitical climate of Sports Authority Field at Mile High for centuries. indeed, it
--Is that a statue of Sir Walter Raleigh
yeah
--Why
is there any explanation you would possibly find satisfactory
--No"
this might be the only story.
— Apr 07, 2026 06:02PM
--Is that a statue of Sir Walter Raleigh
yeah
--Why
is there any explanation you would possibly find satisfactory
--No"
this might be the only story.
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"i firmly believe that on a long enough scale of time, we could see a kroger in oregon"
— Apr 07, 2026 06:00PM
max theodore
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the nature of humanity is everyone will eventually reinvent dave strider
— Apr 06, 2026 05:10PM
