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"the people who lived just a little too soon to live forever" argh.

FOURTH WALL BREAK LMFAO?

physical noise wrung from me by chapter 18 livermore california

why's the football story holding hands a little with the vampire lestat. "the point of play is to distract yourself from play being the point"

intermission part 2 being interspersed with ads for the voyager (car) when nine is a voyager . i feel insane

"...so they were like "fuck it" and made a lake out of it. that moment heavily influenced the geopolitical climate of Sports Authority Field at Mile High for centuries. indeed, it

--Is that a statue of Sir Walter Raleigh

yeah

--Why

is there any explanation you would possibly find satisfactory

--No"

this might be the only story.

"i firmly believe that on a long enough scale of time, we could see a kroger in oregon"

oh WHAT in the god damn hell is that

i feel deranged

the nature of humanity is everyone will eventually reinvent dave strider