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Eden Prosper is on page 118 of 533

Rushdie’s wit is killing me! Scarcely a paragraph goes by without a giggle, so I’m perpetually smiling while I’m reading this. I am, without a doubt, thoroughly enamored with this book!

— Apr 09, 2026 03:43PM

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Eden Prosper is on page 400 of 533

I really don’t want this book to end. The only rational course of action, as any responsible adult would agree, is to immediately acquire the entire collected works of Salman Rushdie and construct a literary life-support system to keep this feeling alive indefinitely.

— Apr 17, 2026 03:49PM

Eden Prosper is on page 266 of 533

Have you ever read a book so compelling that it gets you out of bed in the morning? The kind that, when life settles into a dull and weary rhythm, becomes a sudden source of light; something vivid and sustaining amid the gray? That is what this book is for me, and I fucking love it.

— Apr 15, 2026 12:47PM