jake liz’s Reviews > The Exorcist > Status Update
jake liz
is 31% done
hypnotism is so fucking funny? like i know i’m supposed to find this scary, but it’s HILARIOUS.
also i don’t understand why the author had to make a literal child do some of that shit. disgusting. i get it’s for shock value, but fucking hell. maybe we don’t cross those lines. i almost stopped reading.
— Apr 10, 2026 11:04AM
also i don’t understand why the author had to make a literal child do some of that shit. disgusting. i get it’s for shock value, but fucking hell. maybe we don’t cross those lines. i almost stopped reading.
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jake liz’s Previous Updates
jake liz
is 85% done
“bend and show us the holy rump so that we may worship and adore it” I AM IN STITCHES
— Apr 13, 2026 11:20AM
jake liz
is 87% done
can we please never call a man just standing there “tall and erect” ever again?
— Apr 13, 2026 11:19AM
jake liz
is 85% done
okay so the exorcist is finally here. WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG.
— Apr 13, 2026 11:09AM
jake liz
is 52% done
offensively, what the hell is wrong with the author. this is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever had the misfortune to read. this little girl is 12 YEARS OLD, why the fuck am i reading about sexual assault! there are lines fiction authors should not cross, and this author is kilometres across it, dancing. i’ve never been so disgusted by a book in my life.
— Apr 12, 2026 10:14AM
jake liz
is 37% done
ok so i do really like carl BUT CAN A GUY STOP ACTING SO SUSPICIOUS
— Apr 10, 2026 11:34AM
