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aphrodite is on page 170 of 512

hey so like what are we doing here?

— Apr 10, 2026 02:11PM

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aphrodite’s Previous Updates

aphrodite is 90% done

at this point I’m in awe of just how horrible this is

— May 01, 2026 07:50PM

aphrodite is 80% done

I will finish this fuck ass book today

— May 01, 2026 02:44PM

aphrodite is 75% done

and to add to the countless issues with this book the pacing is WRETCHED

— Apr 21, 2026 07:24PM

aphrodite is on page 305 of 512

60% in and not a single lick of believable romance or chemistry. lovely.

— Apr 16, 2026 05:43PM

aphrodite is on page 291 of 512

oh and of course said man is a fucking WEIRDO!!!!

WHAT ARE WE DOING

— Apr 16, 2026 05:05PM

aphrodite is on page 286 of 512

why is the comic relief malantho sleeping with a man the night penelope and her kiss for the first time? am I FUCKING missing something?

— Apr 16, 2026 04:58PM

aphrodite is on page 268 of 512

“So you think the rumors are true then? That Achilles and Patroclus were lovers?

…they clearly loved each other. Though I don’t presume to know in what capacity.

Love comes in many forms.”

soooo the “sapphic song of achilles” book is taking the “they were just friends” stance?

I’m about to dnf this fucking book

— Apr 16, 2026 04:36PM

aphrodite is on page 220 of 512

200 pages of a relationship between a slave and her mistress and I’m suppose to believe this is gonna get romantic? bffr

— Apr 10, 2026 05:46PM

aphrodite is on page 145 of 512

guys…. idk if I like this :/

— Apr 09, 2026 04:03PM

aphrodite is on page 60 of 512

ugh I hate reading through a child’s perspective

— Apr 06, 2026 02:40PM