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The percentage at which I begin to like other people’s two star reviews, if you like foreshadowing

Boy is it rough to have references to Harry Potter and coraline within two minutes of each other

“You show them love. And if that doesn’t save them, they’re not worth saving.” I’m uh not so sure that we are taking good lessons from this book

It feels so wrong to dislike a fifth grader this much but in my defense she is a fifth grader as imagined by a grown up

This twelve year old and I already have beef bc wdym science facts are BORING and NOT MAGICAL AND MIRACULOUS