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this_eel is 80% done

The percentage at which I begin to like other people’s two star reviews, if you like foreshadowing

— Apr 21, 2026 06:13AM

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this_eel’s Previous Updates

this_eel is 67% done

— Apr 20, 2026 07:38AM

this_eel is 44% done

Boy is it rough to have references to Harry Potter and coraline within two minutes of each other

— Apr 14, 2026 07:46AM

this_eel is 33% done

“You show them love. And if that doesn’t save them, they’re not worth saving.” I’m uh not so sure that we are taking good lessons from this book

— Apr 12, 2026 07:29AM

this_eel is 24% done

It feels so wrong to dislike a fifth grader this much but in my defense she is a fifth grader as imagined by a grown up

— Apr 10, 2026 05:27AM

this_eel is starting

This twelve year old and I already have beef bc wdym science facts are BORING and NOT MAGICAL AND MIRACULOUS

— Mar 31, 2026 04:46AM

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