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HE’S NEARLY HERE 🗣️

jonathan, repulsed by the idea of a foursome with the brides: oh thank god dracula is back

jonathan and his insufferable english sensibility meaning he reacts with what is no more than an “oh bother how am i to shave now” when dracula tweets his shaving mirror out the window

hello my beloved penpal jonathan harker

mina…

oh good heavens here we go

ITS MINA LOVING HOURS. everyone is singing her praises and is WILLINGLY indebted to her. she’s collecting brothers like penny candies.

arthur hammering a stake into the undead corpse of his most beloved girl. oh you poor thing

the way jonathan loves mina so bad he assents to sit quietly and listen to van helsing cry her praises as the ultimate of her sex. that's MY MAN IN LOVEEEEEE