౨ৎ Iris ౨ৎ’s Reviews > Betting on You > Status Update

My entry, which was really lame:

Here comes the girl

Who probably wants to hurl

Everyone stares but she doesn’t care

Cuz she’s getting hammered at the reception

Charlie’s entry, which didn’t even rhyme and made mine look like a masterpiece:

Here comes the bride

Doesn’t she look nice

Her dress has lace and she doesn’t have lice

Here comes the bride. Mic drop, bitches.
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I LOVE CHARLIE SM OMFG

“When you’re in the room, every single cell in my body—every nerve, every muscle, every breath—is lost in you.”

“Yeah, but then Charlie almost twisted his nipple off.”

That… was not what I expected, and I glanced at her out of the corner of my eye.

“Theo screamed—like full-on screamed high-pitched bloody murder in pain—as Charlie just twisted as hard as he could, and Charlie goes, You’re lucky I’m not violent or that would’ve been a punch.”
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IM DYINGGGGG WTF

Somewhere between Omaha and Colorado I’d fallen truly, madly, fucking ridiculously hard for Bailey Mitchell. She was all I could think about, all the time, and sometimes it felt like I’d do anything—anything—just to make sure she was happy.
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AWWW