౨ৎ Iris ౨ৎ’s Reviews > Betting on You > Status Update
౨ৎ Iris ౨ৎ
is 90% done
My entry, which was really lame:
Here comes the girl
Who probably wants to hurl
Everyone stares but she doesn’t care
Cuz she’s getting hammered at the reception
Charlie’s entry, which didn’t even rhyme and made mine look like a masterpiece:
Here comes the bride
Doesn’t she look nice
Her dress has lace and she doesn’t have lice
Here comes the bride. Mic drop, bitches.
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I LOVE CHARLIE SM OMFG
— May 05, 2026 11:46AM
Here comes the girl
Who probably wants to hurl
Everyone stares but she doesn’t care
Cuz she’s getting hammered at the reception
Charlie’s entry, which didn’t even rhyme and made mine look like a masterpiece:
Here comes the bride
Doesn’t she look nice
Her dress has lace and she doesn’t have lice
Here comes the bride. Mic drop, bitches.
...
I LOVE CHARLIE SM OMFG
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౨ৎ Iris ౨ৎ’s Previous Updates
౨ৎ Iris ౨ৎ
is 85% done
“When you’re in the room, every single cell in my body—every nerve, every muscle, every breath—is lost in you.”
— May 05, 2026 11:37AM
౨ৎ Iris ౨ৎ
is 80% done
“Yeah, but then Charlie almost twisted his nipple off.”
That… was not what I expected, and I glanced at her out of the corner of my eye.
“Theo screamed—like full-on screamed high-pitched bloody murder in pain—as Charlie just twisted as hard as he could, and Charlie goes, You’re lucky I’m not violent or that would’ve been a punch.”
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IM DYINGGGGG WTF
— May 05, 2026 11:18AM
That… was not what I expected, and I glanced at her out of the corner of my eye.
“Theo screamed—like full-on screamed high-pitched bloody murder in pain—as Charlie just twisted as hard as he could, and Charlie goes, You’re lucky I’m not violent or that would’ve been a punch.”
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IM DYINGGGGG WTF
౨ৎ Iris ౨ৎ
is 70% done
Somewhere between Omaha and Colorado I’d fallen truly, madly, fucking ridiculously hard for Bailey Mitchell. She was all I could think about, all the time, and sometimes it felt like I’d do anything—anything—just to make sure she was happy.
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AWWW
— May 04, 2026 11:57AM
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AWWW
