Irma L.’s Reviews > Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief > Status Update

ok i was expecting for the thief to have like rabies or gotten poisoned or something. NOT DOUSED IN SOMETHING THAT MAKES HIM BURST INTO FLAMES 😭

whirlwind of emotions surrounding winston rn. i was gonna be like "he's such a pos" but then he started talking about edward and it made me feel bad for him and understand his pov more 😕

bro who IS this guy (the thief). also when does someone die i feel like we're due for a murder right abt now

im sorry but if i was ernie rn i'd be panicking so bad bc IM LATE AND THE THIEF THREATENED TO SHOOT SOMEONE. like bro how is he not shivering in his timbers rn 😭😭😭 also lowkey on a similar note HE MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT BEING ADDICTED TO SOLVING MURDERS. AND I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF FICTIONAL DETECTIVES HAVE THAT PROBLEM AND ITS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

felix has some LOREEEEE bro. socialist with a family history at the huxley bank....... hmm

so we're all just supposed to gloss over the fact that ernest is, for some, reason, naked?? got it 💀😭

welp they're all fucked ig 💀😭

bruhhhhhh you are all COOKED. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RUSH THE THIEF HE HAS TWOOOO TWO TWO TWO!!!! GUNS!!!!! NOT EVERYONE IS TERMINALLY ILL CORDELIA

bruh ernest robbed a bank by ACCIDENTALLY forgetting to return winston's golden pen 😭😭😭 the technicalities truly do go wild. and there's an actual bank robbery going on too but anyway 💀

i don't like remy