Irma L.’s Reviews > Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief > Status Update

ok i was expecting for the thief to have like rabies or gotten poisoned or something. NOT DOUSED IN SOMETHING THAT MAKES HIM BURST INTO FLAMES 😭

whirlwind of emotions surrounding winston rn. i was gonna be like "he's such a pos" but then he started talking about edward and it made me feel bad for him and understand his pov more 😕

bro who IS this guy (the thief). also when does someone die i feel like we're due for a murder right abt now

im sorry but if i was ernie rn i'd be panicking so bad bc IM LATE AND THE THIEF THREATENED TO SHOOT SOMEONE. like bro how is he not shivering in his timbers rn 😭😭😭 also lowkey on a similar note HE MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT BEING ADDICTED TO SOLVING MURDERS. AND I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF FICTIONAL DETECTIVES HAVE THAT PROBLEM AND ITS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

so we're all just supposed to gloss over the fact that ernest is, for some, reason, naked?? got it 💀😭

welp they're all fucked ig 💀😭

bruhhhhhh you are all COOKED. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RUSH THE THIEF HE HAS TWOOOO TWO TWO TWO!!!! GUNS!!!!! NOT EVERYONE IS TERMINALLY ILL CORDELIA

what an interesting cast

bruh ernest robbed a bank by ACCIDENTALLY forgetting to return winston's golden pen 😭😭😭 the technicalities truly do go wild. and there's an actual bank robbery going on too but anyway 💀

i don't like remy