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What are these comparisons
“I just watch him, thinking how easily I could tomahawk this metal spatula into his ass crack.”
Like what does that mean lol
— May 05, 2026 01:08PM
“I just watch him, thinking how easily I could tomahawk this metal spatula into his ass crack.”
Like what does that mean lol
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MJ
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I wonder what Nick Roberts was thinking when he wrote this. There are some interesting choices being made rn lol
— May 06, 2026 06:35AM
MJ
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This is interesting so far. Feels like he’s talking to the reader or maybe talking to himself
— May 05, 2026 10:56AM
