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I wonder what Nick Roberts was thinking when he wrote this. There are some interesting choices being made rn lol
— May 06, 2026 06:35AM
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MJ
is on page 42 of 198
What are these comparisons
“I just watch him, thinking how easily I could tomahawk this metal spatula into his ass crack.”
Like what does that mean lol
— May 05, 2026 01:08PM
“I just watch him, thinking how easily I could tomahawk this metal spatula into his ass crack.”
Like what does that mean lol
MJ
is on page 34 of 198
This is interesting so far. Feels like he’s talking to the reader or maybe talking to himself
— May 05, 2026 10:56AM
