Kelley’s Reviews > Escape! > Status Update

Ah, nothing like escaping with precious and damning memory cards by … going into the OCEAN???? Wasn’t even your only option moron

How did he even get there?? Is this not on a different island???

They give him over eighty stitches and then never check on him again? Okay

God this is so, so terrible

God this is terrible

What happened to the present tense rule that you established not even ten pages ago?? Hello??

“She was like a caricature of a manipulative reality tv producer” you don’t say

God just listing books, reality tv shows, reality tv contestants, etc etc just so people can be like omfg I kNoW tHoSe!!1!!! Give me a break