Tyler Hal’s Reviews > Bloom Town: Genesis > Status Update

Part of my beef with the MC is the voice of the audiobook reader. She says everything so tremblingly 😬

The LAST thing on my mind when someone is kidnapping me is how hot they are?
Yvonne Strahovski is fine as all hell but if I were June, you’d never EVER catch me introspecting talmbout sum “wow Serena Joy is cruel and brutal but so hot, look at her eyes. Stunning.” girl stand UP!!!

I would be madder, if I were Abby. Like sure it’s not the children’s fault she’s been kidnapped, and the children are asking her to be present at dinner but it IS j’s fault. I woulda been like fine I’ll eat with your kids but YOU can’t come, bitch!