Ophelia’s Reviews > Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu (Novel) Vol. 4 > Status Update

now if she is the girl from the story, LW tricking a disabled dude into killing himself is indeed crazy work i fear
XL THREATENS to cook for house guests
oh he caught your ass 😭
ok bro we’ll eat your virginity meatballs ig
if QYZ is still that gullible that’s a skill issue i fear
girl simply do not answer the door

now don’t ask for the clothes they’re currently wearing unless you’re ready for XL’s broke ass to show up to heaven butt ass naked
i’m gonna be fr i have no idea what the whole XL tricking LW into revealing.. something is about all i know is that she was the girl from the story IG.

you mean to tell me QYZ had a coworker. someone had to work with this man.
and he made him irrelevant? man i would give you the BI too. crazy that they’re still on good terms.
LET QYZ RIDE 🥺
oh. that was uh. easy.
getting chased around by clothes is something else

STOP LETTING XL COOK
who is out here making late night donations?
ate the food and got fucked up rest in peace.
so this is what QYZ has been doing? just wasting time man
LY is growing so much…
oh, what an interesting story behind this brocade immortal- oh. oh my god.
why are you scared to bathe with your dad??
i knew XL would teach those folks well. such a community asset!

do not threaten to eat your fucking son what is wrong with you.
the way they’ve been making out so frequently is amusing.
oh yeah… what a fight you had.
no thank you four is enough.
fengqing briefly mentioned!! what the hell is not beating up your lover!!
“i don’t think HC has done anything truly out of line” ok go back to book one for me.
EVERYBODY ESCAPED OH HELL NO

so, i’m sure this was a fun mess to clean up.
a warrant for his arrest LMAO like HX gaf
nobody even coming to SWD funeral… 💔
“In ten years, or perhaps three or four, people would completely forget the heavenly officials of Wind and Water who used to rule at the summit of heaven.”
having to come home to QR screeching would ruin my fucking mood forever
WHO IS SPOILING XL
back to the shit ass writing i see

it’s BEEN sus
AND HC KNEW ABOUT THIS?? MF WHAT??
SWD is smarttt damn
oh my fucking god. i’m sick.
HX has a point. SQX’s ignorance is a privilege that he paid the price for.
“I gave you so many chances” oh don’t do this to me.
two actually nauseating options i am impressed by you evil fish.
SWD 🥺 “if i die, then nothing else will happen to you.”
trying to mercy kill him even oh SWD you you you…

just got a skeleton hanging around in your house?
having a room for transport seems convenient
okay this is fishy (pun)
SQX, my love. you’re in terrible danger..
you’re not who you say you are.
you’re the reverend. you’re He Xuan.
He Xuan was the Earth Master. He killed the real Earth Master. He’s Scholar He.
then WHERE IS SHI WUDU?

castaways AU time
they really aren’t thinking about HC’s diplomacy lmaoo
“What matters is you, not the state of you.”
“Top, bottom, isn’t it all the same?” 😏
washing machine simu
SO YOU CAN GET IT UP.
PM knows what you are.
I love PeiShui they’re so funny
i’m sorry PM, you can go no further.

they can’t even use their spiritual powers? Black Water is gonna ream them bro
wood that… held a dead person? really? that’s it?
“you just know too little” smart ass
well there goes the ship.
this bitch has straight up fish skeletons guarding his shit? aura.
they’re scared of HC? do they know him?
oh so NOW ITS YOU PLANTING ONE ON A FELLA