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"Should I really be leaving you alone?"
"Of course. The whole thing will be over soon anyways. No one can stand on our way, y'know?"
"I hope someone sticks a knife in your kidney."
"By the way, how was Tsukihi? She's still home, isn't she?"
Average sibling conversation.
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"......." (this is longer)
Kanbaru had grown extensively silent. Who does for six whole lines of ellipses?!
Kanbaru is the funniest one fr
— May 07, 2026 03:53AM
"Of course. The whole thing will be over soon anyways. No one can stand on our way, y'know?"
"I hope someone sticks a knife in your kidney."
"By the way, how was Tsukihi? She's still home, isn't she?"
Average sibling conversation.
//
"......." (this is longer)
Kanbaru had grown extensively silent. Who does for six whole lines of ellipses?!
Kanbaru is the funniest one fr
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"If you are hot, why not turn on the air conditioner on that w-"
"N-no! Don't you care about our planet?!"
We seemed to have a hostage situation.
With Earth as one big hostage.
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"Even if I were midst of a struggle to save the world, I'd rush to your side if you called for me, the world be dammed."
As gallant as ever... but could she please put the world first and me second? Without the world I'd die too.
— May 07, 2026 03:36AM
"N-no! Don't you care about our planet?!"
We seemed to have a hostage situation.
With Earth as one big hostage.
/
"Even if I were midst of a struggle to save the world, I'd rush to your side if you called for me, the world be dammed."
As gallant as ever... but could she please put the world first and me second? Without the world I'd die too.
Sheen
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"The way she talked... these weren't slips of the tongue, but somersaults." 😭😭😭😭
— May 03, 2026 12:47PM
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"Besides, how busy could you be?"
"How busy could you bee?"
"That doesn't even make sense unless it's written down!"
I missed silly stuff like this 😭
— Apr 29, 2026 01:47AM
"How busy could you bee?"
"That doesn't even make sense unless it's written down!"
I missed silly stuff like this 😭
Sheen
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"You've actually been pretty quiet lately. Why up and kidnap your boyfriend out of the blue? Is this some new trend in domestic violence I haven't heard of?"
As usual Araragi is in situations
"Relax, Araragi, I'm going to protect you. You won't die, because I'm going to protect you."
"As much as I appreciate the random Evangelion allusion..." 😭😭
— Apr 27, 2026 01:38AM
As usual Araragi is in situations
"Relax, Araragi, I'm going to protect you. You won't die, because I'm going to protect you."
"As much as I appreciate the random Evangelion allusion..." 😭😭
