Kelley’s Reviews > Escape! > Status Update
Kelley
is 25% done
Can’t lie, this is pretty poorly written and feels very much like a reality tv contestant (attention seeker) writing about what made them “famous” without making any real or actually insightful commentary into human nature that it’s trying to pretend it has. Just referential slop for reality tv fans to lap up while making the most banal, obvious observations about the genre that anyone with a brain makes.
— May 07, 2026 05:43AM
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Kelley
is 94% done
Ah, nothing like escaping with precious and damning memory cards by … going into the OCEAN???? Wasn’t even your only option moron
— May 08, 2026 11:07AM
Kelley
is 83% done
How did he even get there?? Is this not on a different island???
— May 08, 2026 07:22AM
Kelley
is 82% done
They give him over eighty stitches and then never check on him again? Okay
— May 08, 2026 07:16AM
Kelley
is 34% done
What happened to the present tense rule that you established not even ten pages ago?? Hello??
— May 07, 2026 08:28AM
Kelley
is 33% done
“She was like a caricature of a manipulative reality tv producer” you don’t say
— May 07, 2026 08:24AM
Kelley
is 26% done
God just listing books, reality tv shows, reality tv contestants, etc etc just so people can be like omfg I kNoW tHoSe!!1!!! Give me a break
— May 07, 2026 06:09AM
