Irma L.’s Reviews > Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief > Status Update

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sipped" 💀💀💀💀 what even is this book atp 😭

ernest bro youre going to get busted. you are cooked and deep fried 💔

ERNEST WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOIGN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE I UNDERSTAND THE RATIONALE BUT WHY ARE YOU MASQUERADING AS THE THIEF COULDNT YOU JUSY PRETEND HE WAS LIKE AWAY DOING SOMETHING IDK 😭😭😭😭😭 ANYTHING BJT TJIS????

ok i was expecting for the thief to have like rabies or gotten poisoned or something. NOT DOUSED IN SOMETHING THAT MAKES HIM BURST INTO FLAMES 😭

whirlwind of emotions surrounding winston rn. i was gonna be like "he's such a pos" but then he started talking about edward and it made me feel bad for him and understand his pov more 😕

bro who IS this guy (the thief). also when does someone die i feel like we're due for a murder right abt now

im sorry but if i was ernie rn i'd be panicking so bad bc IM LATE AND THE THIEF THREATENED TO SHOOT SOMEONE. like bro how is he not shivering in his timbers rn 😭😭😭 also lowkey on a similar note HE MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT BEING ADDICTED TO SOLVING MURDERS. AND I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF FICTIONAL DETECTIVES HAVE THAT PROBLEM AND ITS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

felix has some LOREEEEE bro. socialist with a family history at the huxley bank....... hmm

so we're all just supposed to gloss over the fact that ernest is, for some, reason, naked?? got it 💀😭

welp they're all fucked ig 💀😭