Status Update

Stephanie VK is 82% done

WELL DUH HERMIONE. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY WHEN THEYVE GOT BIG FEET… big socks hehehehehhehehe but actually c’mon girl did ya really think our Draco would have a lil willy

— May 08, 2026 10:02PM

Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

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Stephanie’s Previous Updates

Stephanie VK is 84% done

omfg we finally got some SPICE YESSSS

— May 08, 2026 11:03PM

Stephanie VK is 74% done

FINALLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY A REAL KISS
WOW AT 3/4 THROUGH OF THE BOOK

— May 06, 2026 09:12PM

Stephanie VK is 72% done

“Do you bite?” “On request”
DRACO BABY BITE ME lmao I love this yearning, full of himself, auror draco SO much wow

— May 06, 2026 08:54PM

Stephanie VK is 71% done

Not Theo saving & framing Draco’s wine stain for his party 😂😂😂😂😂

— May 06, 2026 08:38PM

Stephanie VK is 70% done

“Dear Fucko”

LOL I love Theo

— May 06, 2026 10:31AM

Stephanie VK is 55% done

Dear Madam Pince, you looked at Malfoy’s bulge so we weren’t sure if you had jumped to conclusions but please be advised that I did not get off with him in the library, sincerely Hermione

THIS CHAPTER HAS ME HOWLING LMAOOO

— Apr 30, 2026 02:36PM

Stephanie VK is 55% done

“Has she gone a bit potty? Did she just eye my bulge?”

IM SCREAMING LMAO DRACO

— Apr 30, 2026 02:33PM

Stephanie VK is 53% done

Lmfao wait I think I get why the fandom loves Theo Nott so much lol. If he’s written like this in most fanfics then I approve 😂

— Apr 30, 2026 02:15PM

Stephanie VK is 45% done

Ok chapter 17 with the dinner is so good lol the romance is top tier even though it’s so damn slow burn

— Apr 29, 2026 01:28PM

Stephanie VK is 45% done

Omg this whole walk through the gardens ?! ROMANCEEEEEEEE