Jack Scherner’s Reviews > The Gate of the Feral Gods > Status Update

“I once knew a lady who used to make a Himalayan cat named Peanut’s Splendid Flavor eat nothing but a weird diet with no meat and then Peanut got really sick and she got alopecia.”

“Man, it was like a screeching, amplified baby combined with an outboard motor revving at a high rpm. I’m not even joking when I say it was one of the loudest, most terrifying things I’ve ever heard. Holy shit.”