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Jack Scherner
is 79% done
“I once knew a lady who used to make a Himalayan cat named Peanut’s Splendid Flavor eat nothing but a weird diet with no meat and then Peanut got really sick and she got alopecia.”
— May 25, 2026 10:18PM
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Jack Scherner
is 61% done
“Man, it was like a screeching, amplified baby combined with an outboard motor revving at a high rpm. I’m not even joking when I say it was one of the loudest, most terrifying things I’ve ever heard. Holy shit.”
— May 10, 2026 10:21PM
