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Zala
is 51% done
”Rincewind looked down at the snake, which was still trying to keep out of everyone’s way. It had a good thing going in the pit, and knew trouble when it saw it. It wasn’t about to cause any aggro for anyone. It stared right back up at Rincewind and shrugged, which is pretty clever for a reptile with no shoulders.”
love the snek
— 17 hours, 20 min ago
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”Not every book had made it. Most of the important grimoires had got out but a seven-volume herbal had lost its index to the flames and many a trilogy was mourning for its lost volume. Quite a few books had scorch marks on their bindings; some had lost their covers, and trailed their stitching unpleasantly on the floor.”
— 15 hours, 39 min ago
Zala
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‘I’m still bothered about where the real hat is,’ said Spelter.
‘It’s in here,’ said Carding firmly, tapping the lid.
‘I mean the, um, real one.’
‘This is the real one. ’
‘I meant-’
‘This is the Archchancellor’s Hat,’ said Carding carefully. ‘You should know, you made it.’
— 21 hours, 35 min ago
‘It’s in here,’ said Carding firmly, tapping the lid.
‘I mean the, um, real one.’
‘This is the real one. ’
‘I meant-’
‘This is the Archchancellor’s Hat,’ said Carding carefully. ‘You should know, you made it.’
Zala
is 26% done
‘What did it feel like?’
‘Have you ever been bitten by a viper?’
‘No.’
‘In that case you’ll understand exactly what it felt like. ’
‘Hmmm?’
‘It wasn’t like a snake bite at all.’
— May 10, 2026 05:38PM
‘Have you ever been bitten by a viper?’
‘No.’
‘In that case you’ll understand exactly what it felt like. ’
‘Hmmm?’
‘It wasn’t like a snake bite at all.’
Zala
is 16% done
‘Quick, you must come with me,’ she said. ‘You’re in great danger!’
‘Why?’
‘Because I will kill you if you don’t.’
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— May 10, 2026 05:04PM
‘Why?’
‘Because I will kill you if you don’t.’
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Zala
is 12% done
‘He’s gone to bed,’ he said, ‘with a hot milk drink.’
‘Milk?’ said one of the wizards, with tired horror in his voice.
‘He’s too young for alcohol’, explained the bursar.
‘Oh, yes. Silly of me.’
— May 10, 2026 04:39PM
‘Milk?’ said one of the wizards, with tired horror in his voice.
‘He’s too young for alcohol’, explained the bursar.
‘Oh, yes. Silly of me.’
