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"Aw sir aren't you afraid of lions" These lions should see what he does to horses, he's a clearly a bigger danger to them than they are to him

He clearly cares what people think or him and can be easily baited into all sorts of bullshit but every time the queen enters the picture he just drops all of that completely and only cares what she thinks of him and this is just The Best

"she asked permission to depart; he granted it will all his heart" he's such a bitch I love him so much

in modern writing his fae upbringing probably would have been relevant in his quest of freeing the people from this Hotel California fae-or-not-land

I just love the running joke of Lancelot always taking the straight path

Gwaine's POV would be golden. Fuck, Arthur has just shipped his wife off to heaven knows where because he's a dumbass; fuck, I made Arthur follow her and he got lost; fuck, Lancelot has lost his horse and I must give him my spare; fuck, he ran ahead and lost my horse; fuck, he made a bargain and is now in a cart; fuck, he almost died because he wanted a fancy bed; fuck, he almost fell out of the window

Finally, an explanation of the muddy beginning is offered and it's no wonder it's so indirect... Arthur basically loves Kay (aka his stepbrother) so much he allows him to put Guinevere at risk of getting raped by Meleagant. It's Gawain who has a problem with this situation. How stellar lol

Am I reading the third translation of the same thing in two months? Hell yes. Yes, I am :>