bookslayer’s Reviews > Lancelot or The Knight of the Cart > Status Update

Karma is going "if this guy can't get married then nobody gets to get married today"

Lancelot's CHA must be, like, 40

Gawain is not beating The Allegations anytime soon

My lady, I have never seen / a knight so fine in speech and form / who is so willing to perform / whatever you command him do, / and, if you ask me what is true, / he's equally disposed, at will, / both to do well and to do ill

"Aw sir aren't you afraid of lions" These lions should see what he does to horses, he's a clearly a bigger danger to them than they are to him

He clearly cares what people think or him and can be easily baited into all sorts of bullshit but every time the queen enters the picture he just drops all of that completely and only cares what she thinks of him and this is just The Best

"Which one of you is that dumb guy?" "It's me"

"she asked permission to depart; he granted it will all his heart" he's such a bitch I love him so much

in modern writing his fae upbringing probably would have been relevant in his quest of freeing the people from this Hotel California fae-or-not-land

I just love the running joke of Lancelot always taking the straight path