Emma’s Reviews > The True Love Experiment > Status Update

just realized when logging this that this is another sequel so will be pausing oops

“I’m sure he and my best friend, Jess—his wife—expected that I would get up onstage and deliver The Vagina Monologues to the academic masses, or pull out a banana and remind everyone while I rolled a condom onto it that safe sex is still important in this here year of our Lord Harry Styles…”
ohhhhkay