Abbey S.’s Reviews > The Vampire Lestat > Status Update

“after all, i owed armand no explanations. and did he not owe something to me?” when i unknowingly speak the words of my own undoing 🗣️

it feels disrespectful to read about marius on the day the new armand s3 poster debuted but here we are ig

if s3 gives me machete-wielding armand to the tune of "blue monday" (cover) by HEALTH, then i will proclaim it the most thematically, intellectually, creatively, and spiritually correct adaptation of all time. i feel like this franchise was written, at a preternatural level, for me.

"his mind was closed to me...and as we said our farewells, i believed that nicolas and the little coven had every chance for survival, and that armand and i were friends" HIT IT "DANCE" BY SLAYYYTER

i know i just updated but "he was closing his arm round me, and pressing his forehead against my face" -- freak nasty moment that i SOMEHOW forgot about

armand and lestat are just going to have a zoo-lander off in season 3 wherein armand tries not to cry at the first sight of lestat. i'm convinced. "he's going to get us all killed" and you'd like that, wouldn't you.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE ARMAND READS BOOKS LIKE A FREAK LOL

assad zaman…assad if you can hear me…please do The Monologue…..pleaseeee…..

i've never had a more bitchless, cringe-fail favorite character than armand before. WOW i forgot how embarrassing this entire book is for him (i love it)

“I stood holding the rein of my horse and looking at the small field of graves and could not quite figure what it was. Then again it came, and I knew. I felt a distinct presence in the churchyard” heehee <3