Saarah Mohammed’s Reviews > Cruel King > Status Update

I do think a lot of the problems in this book would be solved if he took an anger management course. or learnt how to share as a child.

“Let’s go for a jog and train those legs to run better” I would run a man over with an eighteen wheeler if I received this message at 6am on a Sunday

HOW AM I MEANT TO TAKE THIS BOOK SERIOUSLY WHEN HE IS SAYING SHIT LIKE “my father taught me to feel the rain” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN THIS IS WORSE THAN THE METAPHORICAL FAMINE DURING A FOOTBALL MATCH

“They’re nicknamed the four horsemen because whenever they’re on the field, they bring conquest, war, famine, and eventually death.” sir yous are a bunch of teenagers playing football. pipe down.

WE ARE ON CHAPTER FOUR WDYM SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR

can’t say I have ever read a book where the girl has a viking kink but there’s a first time for everything

god help us all, it’s set in england