Status Update

Saarah Mohammed is 57% done

I do think a lot of the problems in this book would be solved if he took an anger management course. or learnt how to share as a child.

— 10 hours, 0 min ago

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Saarah’s Previous Updates

Saarah Mohammed is 44% done

“Let’s go for a jog and train those legs to run better” I would run a man over with an eighteen wheeler if I received this message at 6am on a Sunday

— 11 hours, 18 min ago

Saarah Mohammed is 33% done

HOW AM I MEANT TO TAKE THIS BOOK SERIOUSLY WHEN HE IS SAYING SHIT LIKE “my father taught me to feel the rain” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN THIS IS WORSE THAN THE METAPHORICAL FAMINE DURING A FOOTBALL MATCH

— 14 hours, 55 min ago

Saarah Mohammed is 27% done

if he taps her nose one more time, I’m going to need her to bite it off

— 16 hours, 42 min ago

Saarah Mohammed is 11% done

“They’re nicknamed the four horsemen because whenever they’re on the field, they bring conquest, war, famine, and eventually death.” sir yous are a bunch of teenagers playing football. pipe down.

— 21 hours, 25 min ago

Saarah Mohammed is 7% done

WE ARE ON CHAPTER FOUR WDYM SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR

— May 20, 2026 04:14PM

Saarah Mohammed is 5% done

can’t say I have ever read a book where the girl has a viking kink but there’s a first time for everything

— May 14, 2026 02:08PM

Saarah Mohammed is starting

god help us all, it’s set in england

— May 14, 2026 01:46PM