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“Why should I believe Armand?” (510) Excellent question.

“…Count Dracula, who though he can turn himself into a bat or dematerialize at will, nevertheless crawls down the wall of his castle in the manner of a lizard apparently for fun…” (500).

“…Count Dracula, who though he can turn himself into a bat or dematerialize at will, nevertheless crawls down the wall of his castle in the manner of a lizard apparently for fun..” lol

“Thoughts are imprecise,” he said. “If I open my mind to you I cannot really control what you read there. And when I read your mind it is possible for me to misunderstand what I hear or see.”
Said the furtive, pervert daddy vampire.

“I may have a great deal of imagination, but he has almost none.”

“How do I begin? You move like the right hand of God! But for me the world, the real world in which Marius lived, is beyond reach. I never lived in it. I push against the glass. But how do I get in?”

Wow. I would really like to push Nicki off a cliff. It wouldn’t kill him, but at least it would put enough distance between us for me to not have to hear that whiny, self-aggrandizing, punk-ass bitch.

“It was horrifying. But it was also very funny” (203). Armand in a nutshell.

I knew this was coming —still so grossed out.