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Wow. I would really like to push Nicki off a cliff. It wouldn’t kill him, but at least it would put enough distance between us for me to not have to hear that whiny, self-aggrandizing, punk-ass bitch.
— May 25, 2026 03:11PM
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“…Count Dracula, who though he can turn himself into a bat or dematerialize at will, nevertheless crawls down the wall of his castle in the manner of a lizard apparently for fun…” (500).
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“…Count Dracula, who though he can turn himself into a bat or dematerialize at will, nevertheless crawls down the wall of his castle in the manner of a lizard apparently for fun..” lol
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allie
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“Thoughts are imprecise,” he said. “If I open my mind to you I cannot really control what you read there. And when I read your mind it is possible for me to misunderstand what I hear or see.”
Said the furtive, pervert daddy vampire.
— May 27, 2026 01:29PM
Said the furtive, pervert daddy vampire.
allie
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“I may have a great deal of imagination, but he has almost none.”
— May 26, 2026 12:56PM
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“How do I begin? You move like the right hand of God! But for me the world, the real world in which Marius lived, is beyond reach. I never lived in it. I push against the glass. But how do I get in?”
— May 26, 2026 12:40PM
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“It was horrifying. But it was also very funny” (203). Armand in a nutshell.
— May 25, 2026 10:40AM
allie
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Girl - your hair is what freaks you out in all of this!
— May 25, 2026 09:21AM

