Cora Salzano’s Reviews > Our Perfect Storm > Status Update
Cora Salzano
is 50% done
seriously like seriously… i get this is like a love story but can we make it a little less obvious
george is so hot george is so perfect george is so strong george makes me happy george is my best friend george knows me better than anyone
i don’t give a fuck about anyone other than george
WRAP IT UPPPPPP it isn’t even a slow burn at this point i’m just annoyed
— May 26, 2026 07:58PM
george is so hot george is so perfect george is so strong george makes me happy george is my best friend george knows me better than anyone
i don’t give a fuck about anyone other than george
WRAP IT UPPPPPP it isn’t even a slow burn at this point i’m just annoyed
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Cora Salzano
is on page 342 of 432
pls girl as IF YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT holy oblivious
queuing the 3rd quarter break up!!!!
— Jun 05, 2026 05:18AM
queuing the 3rd quarter break up!!!!
Cora Salzano
is 75% done
faukkkkk wait are they cute…
idk i think best friends to lovers just isn’t my fave
— May 29, 2026 05:41AM
idk i think best friends to lovers just isn’t my fave
Cora Salzano
is 55% done
stop cleaning his glasses it’s annoying
‘i wonder why he stormed off at dinner after i said let’s just marry each other platonically and then have an open marriage and get with other people…’ GET A GRIP
let’s use our context clues.. and referencing one thing that happened when you were 16 and he didn’t want to sleep with you DOESNT COUNT you’re 30 grow the eff up (and he was obvi in love then too)
— May 27, 2026 05:35AM
‘i wonder why he stormed off at dinner after i said let’s just marry each other platonically and then have an open marriage and get with other people…’ GET A GRIP
let’s use our context clues.. and referencing one thing that happened when you were 16 and he didn’t want to sleep with you DOESNT COUNT you’re 30 grow the eff up (and he was obvi in love then too)
Cora Salzano
is 39% done
also i’m calling it now there’s going to be a tsunami moment like sudden death admission of feelings for eachothwr
— May 26, 2026 11:10AM