Cora Salzano’s Reviews > Our Perfect Storm > Status Update

pls girl as IF YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT holy oblivious

queuing the 3rd quarter break up!!!!

wait this might be cute… idk

RESIST GEORGE RESIST

i’m truly not rooting for them

stop cleaning his glasses it’s annoying

‘i wonder why he stormed off at dinner after i said let’s just marry each other platonically and then have an open marriage and get with other people…’ GET A GRIP

let’s use our context clues.. and referencing one thing that happened when you were 16 and he didn’t want to sleep with you DOESNT COUNT you’re 30 grow the eff up (and he was obvi in love then too)

seriously like seriously… i get this is like a love story but can we make it a little less obvious

george is so hot george is so perfect george is so strong george makes me happy george is my best friend george knows me better than anyone
i don’t give a fuck about anyone other than george

WRAP IT UPPPPPP it isn’t even a slow burn at this point i’m just annoyed

also i’m calling it now there’s going to be a tsunami moment like sudden death admission of feelings for eachothwr

jesus christ how obvious could it possibly be