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Corey is on page 402 of 704

I am fascinated by how much of this listen of baby safety rules is just

Shit you should be doing anyway without a baby OR shit your baby should never be able to do because you're supposed to be watching them

— May 28, 2026 02:35AM

What to Expect the First Year: (Updated in 2025)

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Corey is on page 408 of 704

Genuinely shocked this lady is recommending DEET containing bug spray given her deranged takes about food ingredients "you can't pronounce"

— May 28, 2026 04:40AM

Corey is on page 408 of 704

Okay so this is rapidly turning into "how to give your child subclinical OCD tendencies at best and full blown debilitating OCD at worst"

— May 28, 2026 04:38AM

Corey is on page 388 of 704

A lot of this lady's advice will, if followed, turn you into the exact kind of parent that everyone including other parents hates

— May 26, 2026 03:10AM

Corey is on page 388 of 704

What if we didn't use the word flirt to describe a baby socialising with a waiter idk just a thought

— May 26, 2026 03:09AM

Corey is on page 372 of 704

Outdated and inaccurate information on language acquisition in infants and the best way to go about teaching language to babies

— May 25, 2026 02:30AM

Corey is on page 352 of 704

YOU CANNOT BE SUGGESTING COSLEEPING IN TWENTY FUCKING TWENTY SIX ARE YOU INSANE

— May 23, 2026 05:16PM

Corey is on page 352 of 704

Full offense telling parents of babies who cry so hard during cry it out that they throw up that they can just keep doing it is so fucking gross to me

— May 23, 2026 05:11PM

Corey is on page 350 of 704

And now she's advocating for Cry It Out so that's

Not Great

— May 23, 2026 05:04PM

Corey is on page 338 of 704

Yeah this whole section is alarmist fearmongering nonsense lmao

— May 20, 2026 03:56AM

Corey is on page 334 of 704

Look man you don't have to use bleach but let's not pretend tea tree oil isn't a strong product

It's capable of causing chemical burns

— May 19, 2026 09:59PM